A few things I would rather be doing right now than study for endless exams (since I'm obviously not doing any studying right now).

Play a really long game of foosball.



Save the world from a terrorist threat within 24 hours, while also wearing a man purse.



Make a seemingly endless journey to Mount Doom while battling evil and vicious creatures and trying to convince yourself that what you're doing is somehow for the good of the world. Wait, that's med school. (joking ... actually not really)

Get married to Jessica Alba.

Take a long nap after a Thanksgiving dinner very far away from MSB.

Yes, one of these will be happening soon enough. And yes, you're still invited to the wedding.

A few places where I would rather be right now than in my room studying.

Trevi Fountain in Rome

Eiffel Tower in Paris


Las Vegas strip

My wedding to Jessica Alba

My couch back home.

The bad news is that I'll be kinda busy for the next 42 years, and may have a hard time doing any traveling. The good news is that I'll be in one of these places pretty soon. I'll save you some wedding cake.

Amidst an endless tempest of ten exams over the course of seven days, one thing can always be counted on to brighten my day, and that's seeing LT flying over defenses.

Professor Quotes Continued

"Education today is very different from the old days, when if you didn't know the answer, they would KILL YOU!"

"So I was actually right. This is why I never listen to students."

"This disease is very common, though its quite rare"

"I'm sorry I haven't yet had the chance to expose myself to you all"

"In other words, the protein is really like a hotdog bun with a really big, long wiener sticking out"

"This type of fracture is a hangman's fracture. It's very significant for medical students around the time of exams."

"That is what you would see if you were to take your canon powershot and take a picture. Just like Sharapova"