All I've done all winter break is watch movies, so I figured I should share my wonderful progress and accomplishments with the world. So, here are Mike's 5 second reviews of all the movies I've seen in the last month or so.
Aeon Flux: Mildly interesting plot, decently good action. Charlize Theron is hot. B
Serenity: Good action towards the end. B
Brothers Grimm: Could have been much better. Err, not as good as Van Helsing. C+
Fantastic Four: Good comic fun, but could have used 20 more minutes of action. Why did Jessica Alba have to keep disappearing? A-
Stealth: I went in with an accepting mind and it still was lame. C
War of the Worlds: Independence Day was better. B+
Polar Express: The parts where the train was like a rollercoaster were cool. B-
The Perfect Man: I hate movie critics. Hilary Duff is hot. B
The Ring 2: A lot like the first one. Naomi Watts is hot. B
Miracle: Pretty good, but somehow The Mighty Ducks was better. B
Friday Night Lights: Good if you like football, but I found it more depressing than inspirational. B-
Million Dollar Baby: Started good, but has the most depressing ending since Harry Potter 6. B
Cinderella Man: Good plus inspirational, but not as fun as Gladiator. B+
Master and Commander: Good but not all that interesting. B
The Island: Meh. B
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Gun fights were good cheesy fun. B+
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Interesting in a goofy way. Jim Carrey is funny. B+
Constantine: Better than I thought. B
Elektra: Worse than I thought. C+
The Princess Diaries: Fun, but not as good as the Lizzie McGuire Movie. B+
Ong Bak: Fight scenes decent. Girl was annoying. B-
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Original was much better. B
Robots: No computer animated movie is as good as Pixar. C+
Assualt on Precinct 13: Lots of shooting is good. B
The Phantom of the Opera: Lots of singing but not very interesting. B-
The Pacifier: Relatively funny. “They’re not boobs!” B
So the movies I've seen get an overall GPA of about 2.92. Still gotta see Harry Potter, Chronicles, and King Kong. In other words, all the A movies.